Dogs vs wives - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 08-17-2005, 11:59 AM

I'll probably get grief from SoMo on this one but I can't help it.

25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2 . Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3 . If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4 . Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
or
desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14 . Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get
another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a
pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think
it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

Marlin · 08-17-2005, 12:02 PM

No Comment!!!!!!

inplanotx · 08-17-2005, 01:31 PM

Deputy Dawg · 08-18-2005, 03:56 PM

I would have to agree complely, except there is one thing you can not do with a dog that you can with wife.

inplanotx · 08-18-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deputy dog

I would have to agree complely, except there is one thing you can not do with a dog that you can with wife.

Now just where is your sense of imagination, deputy dog?

Deputy Dawg · 08-18-2005, 04:24 PM

Like the saying goes there is nothing like the real thing,I love dogs they are truly mans best freind but not that way no way.

inplanotx · 08-18-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deputy dog

Like the saying goes there is nothing like the real thing,I love dogs they are truly mans best freind but not that way no way.

ROTFLMAO! However, I think thats a song! Way to go DD!

SouthernMoss · 08-18-2005, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunfyter

I'll probably get grief from SoMo on this one but I can't help it.

When have I EVER given you grief???

armedandsafe · 08-18-2005, 09:31 PM

I'll respond to this as soon as SoMoss lets me out of the dog house.

Pops

SouthernMoss · 08-18-2005, 09:45 PM

Mitzi is guarding the door to make sure you don't come out.... BTW, how in the heck did you get into a house built for a 5 lb dog anyway??

08-17-2005, 11:59 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Dogs vs wives I'll probably get grief from SoMo on this one but I can't help it. 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2 . Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3 . If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4 . Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog's parents never visit. 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can't talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14 . Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 23. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck. 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

08-17-2005, 12:02 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Dogs vs wives No Comment!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

08-17-2005, 01:31 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Dogs vs wives __________________

08-18-2005, 03:56 PM	#4
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Dogs vs wives I would have to agree complely, except there is one thing you can not do with a dog that you can with wife.

08-18-2005, 04:24 PM	#6
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Dogs vs wives Like the saying goes there is nothing like the real thing,I love dogs they are truly mans best freind but not that way no way.

08-18-2005, 09:31 PM	#9
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Dogs vs wives I'll respond to this as soon as SoMoss lets me out of the dog house. Pops

08-18-2005, 09:45 PM	#10
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Dogs vs wives Mitzi is guarding the door to make sure you don't come out.... BTW, how in the heck did you get into a house built for a 5 lb dog anyway?? Attached Images __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony