More Father's Occupations
The first grade kids were to describe their parent's occupations. Little Jimmy, as usual, forgot to ask his parents. While the other kids went through the usual job descriptions, little Jimmy racked his brain. Then, at his turn, he said, My folk's occupation is tearing up window blinds.
The teacher said, "Jimmy, There isn't such an occupation. What makes you say that?"
"There is so! This morning when I was leaving for school, Daddy said to Mommy, 'Let's pull down the blinds and tear off a piece.'"