Man of the House?? - The Firearms Forum

Marlin · 01-25-2006, 10:17 AM

jj posted this on Mauser today and I thought it cute, so I stole it!!!!!!!

A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE
HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife,
pointing a finger in her face, he said,

"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The freaking funeral director would be my guess."

Deputy Dawg · 01-25-2006, 02:14 PM

SouthernMoss · 01-25-2006, 09:47 PM

Tracker · 01-26-2006, 06:15 AM

That's Funny---

inplanotx · 01-26-2006, 10:12 AM

KyBlaster · 01-26-2006, 07:47 PM

I would have never got past the finger in the face.

01-25-2006, 10:17 AM	#1
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Man of the House?? jj posted this on Mauser today and I thought it cute, so I stole it!!!!!!! A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The freaking funeral director would be my guess." __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* -->

01-25-2006, 02:14 PM	#2
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Man of the House?? __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

01-25-2006, 09:47 PM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Man of the House?? __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

01-26-2006, 06:15 AM	#4
Tracker V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lake County Ohio Posts: 202	Re: Man of the House?? That's Funny--- __________________ "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." -- Ronald Reagan "We The People" "The Pro Gun Blog"

01-26-2006, 10:12 AM	#5
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Man of the House?? __________________

01-26-2006, 07:47 PM	#6
KyBlaster V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 250	Re: Man of the House?? I would have never got past the finger in the face. __________________ "From my cold, dead hands"-- Charlton Heston 2000