Have him home by 11 - The Firearms Forum

ssuttle13 · 01-26-2006, 07:50 PM

Thought I would share real hunting humor from the 2005 duck season! My best freind and I own a slough except for 100 feet, just enough for these 2 nice young men to set their blind and get some shooting. well I've got a NO1
Cheasapeake retriever and them boys would shoot one down and my dog would just not understand no and fetch up their kills, 9 in all. At the end of the day we went over to them boys and as humer we said seeing as you boys don't have any ducks well give these 9 for a couple of cold ones, immediately the one answers, no thanks but could we take your dog out for a couple cold ones and dinner, smiling I said sure but have him home by 11! quick as you could spit he came back with midnight will do the women don't show till 11!!!!!!! How do you answer that? (HA, HA,) It don't get any better than that. Hope them boys are there next season!
Keep your top notch up! ssuttle13

SouthernMoss · 01-26-2006, 10:07 PM

pickenup · 01-26-2006, 10:49 PM

A dogs gotta do, what a dogs gotta do.

muley · 01-27-2006, 03:57 PM

Deputy Dawg · 01-27-2006, 07:08 PM

01-26-2006, 07:50 PM	#1
ssuttle13 Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Western Minnesota Posts: 23	Have him home by 11 Thought I would share real hunting humor from the 2005 duck season! My best freind and I own a slough except for 100 feet, just enough for these 2 nice young men to set their blind and get some shooting. well I've got a NO1 Cheasapeake retriever and them boys would shoot one down and my dog would just not understand no and fetch up their kills, 9 in all. At the end of the day we went over to them boys and as humer we said seeing as you boys don't have any ducks well give these 9 for a couple of cold ones, immediately the one answers, no thanks but could we take your dog out for a couple cold ones and dinner, smiling I said sure but have him home by 11! quick as you could spit he came back with midnight will do the women don't show till 11!!!!!!! How do you answer that? (HA, HA,) It don't get any better than that. Hope them boys are there next season! Keep your top notch up! ssuttle13 -->

01-26-2006, 10:07 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Have him home by 11 __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

01-26-2006, 10:49 PM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: Have him home by 11 A dogs gotta do, what a dogs gotta do. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

01-27-2006, 03:57 PM	#4
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Re: Have him home by 11 __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.

01-27-2006, 07:08 PM	#5
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Have him home by 11 __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!