Caution: Screen and Keyboard..... - The Firearms Forum

Marlin · 01-28-2006, 10:19 AM

I stole this ditty that Trap posted at MC!

You might have seen it before, but to me it gets funnier each time I see it!!!

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with
his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin
daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

BobMcG · 01-29-2006, 12:58 PM

Best one I've heard in a long time!

inplanotx · 01-30-2006, 01:34 PM

Deputy Dawg · 01-30-2006, 04:46 PM

01-28-2006, 10:19 AM	#1
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Caution: Screen and Keyboard..... I stole this ditty that Trap posted at MC! You might have seen it before, but to me it gets funnier each time I see it!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow." __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* -->

01-29-2006, 12:58 PM	#2
BobMcG Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Contributor Posts: 1,119	Re: Caution: Screen and Keyboard..... Best one I've heard in a long time!

01-30-2006, 01:34 PM	#3
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01-30-2006, 04:46 PM	#4
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