Out of the mouth's of Babes... - The Firearms Forum

Bruce FLinch · 01-28-2006, 10:34 PM

Out of the mouths' of babes...

LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS

A number of primary schools were doing a project on
"The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their
experiences.

Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of
the 'better' ones.

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly ,
age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug
themselves to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James, age 6)

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne, age 7)

5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie, age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head.
(Billy, age 8)

7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie, age 6)

8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans. (William, age 7)

9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen, age 6)

10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy shrink. (Kevin, age 6)

Marlin · 01-28-2006, 11:20 PM

SouthernMoss · 01-28-2006, 11:48 PM

BobMcG · 01-29-2006, 11:36 AM

Cute

polishshooter · 01-29-2006, 05:14 PM

Maybe THAT'S what happened to all the Democrats, you know since they like to windsurf off Cape Cod and drive cars off bridges and all that...

"10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy shrink. "

Crpdeth · 01-29-2006, 11:02 PM

Too funny...

pickenup · 01-29-2006, 11:43 PM

Good un

inplanotx · 01-30-2006, 01:37 PM

Deputy Dawg · 01-30-2006, 04:45 PM

01-28-2006, 10:34 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Out of the mouth's of Babes... Out of the mouths' of babes... LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones. 1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly , age 6) 2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves to chargers. (Christopher, age 7) 3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James, age 6) 4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne, age 7) 5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie, age 6) 6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head. (Billy, age 8) 7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen, age 6) 10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. (Kevin, age 6) __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

01-28-2006, 11:20 PM	#2
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01-28-2006, 11:48 PM	#3
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01-29-2006, 11:36 AM	#4
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01-29-2006, 05:14 PM	#5
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,863	Re: Out of the mouth's of Babes... Maybe THAT'S what happened to all the Democrats, you know since they like to windsurf off Cape Cod and drive cars off bridges and all that... "10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. " __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

01-29-2006, 11:02 PM	#6
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01-29-2006, 11:43 PM	#7
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