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02-02-2006, 09:55 PM
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SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
* Finally you can eat dinner at 4:00 * Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. * Kidnappers are not very interested in you. * It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick. * If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you. * People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. * Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. * Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. * Your eyes won't get much worse. * Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient. * Things you buy now won't wear out. * No one expects you to run into a burning building. * There's nothing left to learn the hard way. * Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. * In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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02-03-2006, 12:01 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
Just wondering,
How many of these does it take to qualify someone is----getting older?
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02-03-2006, 09:42 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
Good question, Pick!
 
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02-05-2006, 08:50 PM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
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02-06-2006, 10:09 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
wow thats funny. uh what were we talkin bout?
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07-15-2011, 09:44 PM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
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07-15-2011, 10:01 PM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
U don't have to worry about how old u r cause u really don't remember your age
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07-16-2011, 08:24 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
Another thing about getting old and your memory fading, you are always meeting new friends, and you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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07-16-2011, 08:40 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
The best thing about getting old is . . ah . . .
 I'll get back to you on that.
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07-16-2011, 09:02 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
I find I am getting stronger ! I can easily carry 150 bucks worth of groceries now when I could only carry about 25 bucks worth 50 years ago...
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07-16-2011, 10:34 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
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07-18-2011, 07:08 AM
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12-27-2011, 10:49 AM
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Re: SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER
going on-line and applying for a job.by the time you finish the application ,you are another year older
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