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22WRF · 02-03-2006, 09:40 PM

Body Parts

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
she's a Senator from New York."

Bruce FLinch · 02-04-2006, 12:13 AM

Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction!

Marlin · 02-04-2006, 11:39 AM

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

inplanotx · 02-06-2006, 10:07 AM

An dats da troot!

02-03-2006, 09:40 PM	#1
22WRF Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pea Ridge, FL Contributor Posts: 4,251	Body Parts Body Parts Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a Senator from New York." __________________ NRA GOA CCRKBA Happiness is a warm barrel -->

02-04-2006, 12:13 AM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Body Parts Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

02-04-2006, 11:39 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Body Parts *LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-06-2006, 10:07 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Body Parts An dats da troot! __________________