Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
she's a Senator from New York."
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