train ride - The Firearms Forum

Bruce FLinch · 02-04-2006, 09:22 AM

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French
guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand
print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark,
and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American, must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American, thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that
Frenchman again!

inplanotx · 02-06-2006, 10:06 AM

Gunfyter · 02-06-2006, 01:08 PM

Yep, Gud Juan.

Marlin · 02-06-2006, 04:14 PM

Brings a fervent laugh each time I see it!!

max1149 · 02-06-2006, 08:54 PM

Google French Military Victories, Hit I feel Lucky

SouthernMoss · 02-06-2006, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by max1149

Google French Military Victories, Hit I feel Lucky

02-04-2006, 09:22 AM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	train ride Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Frenchman thinks: The American, must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The American, thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

02-06-2006, 10:06 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: train ride __________________

02-06-2006, 01:08 PM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: train ride Yep, Gud Juan. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-06-2006, 04:14 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: train ride Brings a fervent laugh each time I see it!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-06-2006, 08:54 PM	#5
max1149 Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4	Re: train ride Google French Military Victories, Hit I feel Lucky