Turner Brown - The Firearms Forum

muley · 02-07-2006, 10:56 AM

A small white guy goes into an elevator. When he gets in he notices a huge
black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small
white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!!
The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping
his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The
small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude
looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left ball,
3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says,
"Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around. '"

Gunfyter · 02-07-2006, 11:45 AM

Deputy Dawg · 02-07-2006, 12:03 PM

Ouch...........

Marlin · 02-07-2006, 02:23 PM

MAL !!!!

C' est trés MMAAALLLLL !!!!!

inplanotx · 02-07-2006, 02:50 PM

02-07-2006, 10:56 AM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Turner Brown A small white guy goes into an elevator. When he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!! The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around. '" __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-07-2006, 11:45 AM	#2
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: Turner Brown __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-07-2006, 12:03 PM	#3
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,235	Re: Turner Brown Ouch........... __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

02-07-2006, 02:23 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Turner Brown *MAL !!!!* *C' est trés MMAAALLLLL !!!!!* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-07-2006, 02:50 PM	#5
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Turner Brown __________________