The Twins - The Firearms Forum

muley · 02-21-2006, 06:11 PM

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot."

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was

wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
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Are you ready?
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Wait for it...
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The doctor replies, "Denephew."

Marlin · 02-21-2006, 06:27 PM

I'd kill him !!!!!!!

It's sad, but - - - -

Funny!!!!!

pickenup · 02-21-2006, 09:58 PM

Bubba strikes again....

SouthernMoss · 02-21-2006, 10:51 PM

02-21-2006, 06:11 PM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	The Twins Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot." Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise." Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" . . . . . Are you ready? . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . The doctor replies, "Denephew." __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-21-2006, 06:27 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: The Twins I'd kill him !!!!!!! It's sad, but - - - - Funny!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-21-2006, 09:58 PM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: The Twins Bubba strikes again.... __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

02-21-2006, 10:51 PM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: The Twins __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony