You Might Be a Redneck... - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 02-23-2006, 09:19 AM

If you wrote these C&W song titles:

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

Marlin · 02-23-2006, 10:22 AM

Are you tryin' to tell us something, GF???????????

Gunfyter · 02-23-2006, 10:26 AM

SouthernMoss · 02-23-2006, 03:48 PM

What about "I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You"

02-23-2006, 09:19 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	You Might Be a Redneck... If you wrote these C&W song titles: It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That chewed My Ass Out All Day Long If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

02-23-2006, 10:22 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: You Might Be a Redneck... Are you tryin' to tell us something, GF??????????? __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-23-2006, 10:26 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: You Might Be a Redneck... __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-23-2006, 03:48 PM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: You Might Be a Redneck... What about "I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You" __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony