Five bucks - The Firearms Forum

Pistolenschutze · 02-21-2006, 12:41 AM

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eye as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"

muley · 02-21-2006, 07:55 AM

Marlin · 02-21-2006, 09:17 AM

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!

However, it ain't worth 5 pennies.......

inplanotx · 02-21-2006, 10:46 AM

Marlin T · 02-22-2006, 12:13 AM

armedandsafe · 02-22-2006, 10:13 PM

There is an old quote which came to mind. I can't remembver to whom to attribute it, but it goes like this" "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave."

Now, if Hillary would do that for $5, I'd sure chip in.

Pops

02-21-2006, 12:41 AM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Five bucks Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eye as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?" __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) -->

02-21-2006, 07:55 AM	#2
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Re: Five bucks __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.

02-21-2006, 09:17 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Five bucks *I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!* *However, it ain't worth 5 pennies.......* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-21-2006, 10:46 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Five bucks __________________

02-22-2006, 12:13 AM	#5
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Five bucks __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

02-22-2006, 10:13 PM	#6
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: Five bucks There is an old quote which came to mind. I can't remembver to whom to attribute it, but it goes like this" "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave." Now, if Hillary would do that for $5, I'd sure chip in. Pops