Register 5 - The Firearms Forum

Pistolenschutze · 02-21-2006, 12:30 AM

A man was in a long line at Target.

As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have
some brought up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants.

He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold
of him and called over the intercom,

"One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the
register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register
for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants.

He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,

"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought
what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any
type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this
was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the checker he needed
some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants and he did.

She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then
picked up the intercom and said...

"Cleanup, Register 5"

muley · 02-21-2006, 07:56 AM

Marlin · 02-21-2006, 09:19 AM

That's BBBAAAAAADD ! ! ! ! !

inplanotx · 02-21-2006, 10:48 AM

Bruce FLinch · 02-25-2006, 08:41 AM

They only had 'one size fits all ' when i was a teenager! lol

flopshot · 02-25-2006, 11:54 AM

i didn't know they had serial numbers on them till i was 19 !

02-21-2006, 12:30 AM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Register 5 A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said... "Cleanup, Register 5" __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) -->

02-21-2006, 07:56 AM	#2
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Re: Register 5 __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.

02-21-2006, 09:19 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Register 5 *That's BBBAAAAAADD ! ! ! ! !* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-21-2006, 10:48 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Register 5 __________________

02-25-2006, 08:41 AM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Register 5 They only had 'one size fits all ' when i was a teenager! lol __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

02-25-2006, 11:54 AM	#6
flopshot V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 294	Re: Register 5 i didn't know they had serial numbers on them till i was 19 ! __________________ take a kid shooting... they are the next vote