1955 - The Firearms Forum

wolfgang2000 · 03-02-2006, 10:42 PM

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awardsand decorations and said,"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget muchsince 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(Don't you love military time?!)

inplanotx · 03-03-2006, 03:12 AM

blackhawkkid308 · 03-03-2006, 03:43 AM

hoo yah

Marlin · 03-03-2006, 09:33 AM

Bruce FLinch · 03-03-2006, 10:25 PM

KNEE-SLAPPER!

Marlin T · 03-04-2006, 05:42 PM

03-02-2006, 10:42 PM	#1
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	1955 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awardsand decorations and said,"It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget muchsince 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, I hope not, it's only 2130 now." (Don't you love military time?!) __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more! -->

03-03-2006, 03:12 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: 1955 __________________

03-03-2006, 03:43 AM	#3
blackhawkkid308 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: pensacola florida Posts: 871	Re: 1955 hoo yah __________________ 9-11-01 lest we forget AMEN

03-03-2006, 09:33 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: 1955 Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-03-2006, 10:25 PM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: 1955 KNEE-SLAPPER! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

03-04-2006, 05:42 PM	#6
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: 1955 . Attached Images __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<