Dear Dad

Gunfyter · 03-13-2006, 12:50 PM

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely
made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not
only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be
very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood,
enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
__________________

SouthernMoss · 03-13-2006, 06:13 PM

inplanotx · 03-13-2006, 06:20 PM

Marlin · 03-13-2006, 08:38 PM

03-13-2006, 12:50 PM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Dear Dad A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Chad P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. __________________ __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

03-13-2006, 06:13 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Dear Dad __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

03-13-2006, 06:20 PM	#3
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03-13-2006, 08:38 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Dear Dad Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*