Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? - The Firearms Forum

inplanotx · 03-20-2006, 08:59 AM

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a colt .45 automatic, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send
to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Dos he definitely
want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's answer:

BANG!

Texas Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...... (Reload), BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Ranger Black Talons?
Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

Marlin · 03-20-2006, 09:53 AM

Mark me up, in this case, as bein' a Texan.....

bit_o_Ruckus · 03-20-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inplanotx

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
(snip)Texas Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...... (Reload), BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Ranger Black Talons?
Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

Heck man even if the Democrat had whuped out his gun, he still would of had to ask his wife for permission to use it, but first she would of had to of given him the key to the gun lock, which she had left back at the house safely locked up in a child proof cabinet.

Then after the Texan Republican had done all that shooten, his little girl would have asked him “Daddy is the bad man dead? His answer would have been “No baby he’s Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! and Dead!

And his wife would of stated emphatically “Billy Bob you ain’t gona tie that bloody thing on top of MY SUV, I just spent $25.00 at the car wash gettin all the bug splatter washed off, and they barely were able to get all the dried jackrabbit brains off the front bumper“.

Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! "Texans” you don’t have to like us, but you Shor got to luv us.

bit-o-Ruckus

Mesen · 03-20-2006, 04:04 PM

You wouldn't hear that line of crap out of this Democrat's mouth for darn sure!!!!!

I'm somewhere in between the R word and the other one. It would only take one clip...saving the rest in case he's got a friend along.

see ya
Bree

firebird · 03-20-2006, 07:15 PM

OMG...that is such bull $h!t...

firebird · 03-20-2006, 07:16 PM

Mesen...so glad to hear you don't go along with the majority either!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesen

You wouldn't hear that line of crap out of this Democrat's mouth for darn sure!!!!!

I'm somewhere in between the R word and the other one. It would only take one clip...saving the rest in case he's got a friend along.

see ya
Bree

Marlin T · 03-20-2006, 10:22 PM

I'm going to have to add a category. Conservative (R), as Mesen would put it

, you might want to save a clip for the next bad guy around the corner.

Mesen LOL, glad to see your still here. Your response was funnier than the joke! LOL! Thanks I needed that.

Marlin · 03-21-2006, 08:46 AM

Bree, how 'bout we have you in a Texas Donkey 2nd Amendment category rather than Tejas R-word? I am sure that the former Senator from Georgia, ZM, would also be in this distinguished category

SouthernMoss · 03-21-2006, 09:54 AM

Years ago there used to be a term down here in the Deep South: Southern Democrat. They are a different breed from the garden variety Democrats. Zell Miller would fit into that category. And Bree and Firebird, I have a feeling you two would fit nicely in that category as well.

firebird · 03-21-2006, 01:36 PM

Marlin · 03-21-2006, 03:01 PM

To add to SoMo's comments, I grew up being led to understand that all true Southern Democrats were Republican - - -

except on election day......

firebird · 03-21-2006, 03:05 PM

Not me...I'm true all the way through...

polishshooter · 03-21-2006, 05:13 PM

Hey I've MET Mesen...and I firmly BELIEVE she would pull that little cute .25ACP out and USE it if she had to...(as soon as she figgers out the tip up barrel thingy...)

Sorry Bree!

But let me TELL you, Bree is ONE "Lib" that "DON'T FIT THE MOLD!"

I HATE "Typical" Liberals(My tag line I truly BELIEVE...)....and that's maybe 99.9% of them....

BUT I would take Bree watching MY back in a tough place, ANY day....(if only she had a bigger gun, though...

)

Mesen · 03-21-2006, 07:37 PM

Hey polish,
fredneck took away that one. Got a couple of bigger ones now. heehee.

see ya
Bree

southernshooter · 03-21-2006, 11:47 PM

Im none of the above Im 100% pure blooded redneck shooting him is to easy beat on em for a couple hours

03-20-2006, 08:59 AM	#1
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a colt .45 automatic, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Dos he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. Republican's answer: BANG! Texas Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Reload), BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Ranger Black Talons? Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!" __________________ -->

03-20-2006, 09:53 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Mark me up, in this case, as bein' a Texan..... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-20-2006, 04:04 PM	#4
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? You wouldn't hear that line of crap out of this Democrat's mouth for darn sure!!!!! I'm somewhere in between the R word and the other one. It would only take one clip...saving the rest in case he's got a friend along. see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com

03-20-2006, 07:15 PM	#5
firebird Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the recesses of my little mind... Posts: 1,233	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? OMG...that is such bull $h!t... __________________ ***************************** “Let them call me a rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.” ~Thomas Paine "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." ~Confucius Alis volat propiis ~ She flies with her own wings Rara avis

03-20-2006, 10:22 PM	#7
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? I'm going to have to add a category. Conservative (R), as Mesen would put it , you might want to save a clip for the next bad guy around the corner. Mesen LOL, glad to see your still here. Your response was funnier than the joke! LOL! Thanks I needed that. __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

03-21-2006, 08:46 AM	#8
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Bree, how 'bout we have you in a Texas Donkey 2nd Amendment category rather than Tejas R-word? I am sure that the former Senator from Georgia, ZM, would also be in this distinguished category __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-21-2006, 09:54 AM	#9
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Years ago there used to be a term down here in the Deep South: Southern Democrat. They are a different breed from the garden variety Democrats. Zell Miller would fit into that category. And Bree and Firebird, I have a feeling you two would fit nicely in that category as well. __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

03-21-2006, 01:36 PM	#10
firebird Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the recesses of my little mind... Posts: 1,233	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? __________________ ***************************** “Let them call me a rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.” ~Thomas Paine "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." ~Confucius Alis volat propiis ~ She flies with her own wings Rara avis

03-21-2006, 03:01 PM	#11
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? To add to SoMo's comments, I grew up being led to understand that all true Southern Democrats were Republican - - - except on election day...... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-21-2006, 03:05 PM	#12
firebird Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the recesses of my little mind... Posts: 1,233	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Not me...I'm true all the way through... __________________ ***************************** “Let them call me a rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.” ~Thomas Paine "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." ~Confucius Alis volat propiis ~ She flies with her own wings Rara avis

03-21-2006, 05:13 PM	#13
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,863	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Hey I've MET Mesen...and I firmly BELIEVE she would pull that little cute .25ACP out and USE it if she had to...(as soon as she figgers out the tip up barrel thingy...) Sorry Bree! But let me TELL you, Bree is ONE "Lib" that "DON'T FIT THE MOLD!" I HATE "Typical" Liberals(My tag line I truly BELIEVE...)....and that's maybe 99.9% of them.... BUT I would take Bree watching MY back in a tough place, ANY day....(if only she had a bigger gun, though... ) __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living. Last edited by polishshooter; 03-21-2006 at 05:19 PM..

03-21-2006, 07:37 PM	#14
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Hey polish, fredneck took away that one. Got a couple of bigger ones now. heehee. see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com

03-21-2006, 11:47 PM	#15
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Texas Republican? Im none of the above Im 100% pure blooded redneck shooting him is to easy beat on em for a couple hours __________________ Only you can see this Last edited by southernshooter; 03-25-2006 at 01:37 AM..