Logic... - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 03-22-2006, 10:32 AM

Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going throughlife without an education
tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college andsign up for some classes."
Bob agrees it's a good idea, and the two leave.

Thenext day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of Admissions, who
signs him up for the four basicclasses: Math, English, History, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"Yeah."
"Thenlogically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because youhave a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have ahouse."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, thenlogically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because youhave a wife, then logically you must be a Heterosexual."
"I am aheterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that just becauseI have a weedeater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's handand leaves to go meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he issigned up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What'sthat?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"
"No."
"Then you'rea queer."

inplanotx · 03-22-2006, 11:35 AM

wolfgang2000 · 03-22-2006, 12:19 PM

Marlin · 03-22-2006, 12:59 PM

Bruce FLinch · 03-22-2006, 10:01 PM

What if your weedeater is pink?

wolfgang2000 · 03-22-2006, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce FLinch

What if your weedeater is pink?

Then you are still in the closet!

southernshooter · 03-22-2006, 11:38 PM

great one man but I have two weedeaters

Bruce FLinch · 03-23-2006, 09:16 PM

Oh, So, you macho guy

mine is broken

armedandsafe · 04-01-2006, 07:08 PM

Quote:

great one man but I have two weedeaters

Does either one know about the other? Hmmmmm?

Pops

Bruce FLinch · 04-01-2006, 09:59 PM

Weedeaters are like guns. They don't mind if you have more than one

Hey Wolfgang, I keep my weedeater in the shed!

& it's kind of pink..ish..red

03-22-2006, 10:32 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Logic... Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going throughlife without an education tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college andsign up for some classes." Bob agrees it's a good idea, and the two leave. Thenext day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basicclasses: Math, English, History, and logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?" "Yeah." "Thenlogically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because youhave a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have ahouse." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, thenlogically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because youhave a wife, then logically you must be a Heterosexual." "I am aheterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that just becauseI have a weedeater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's handand leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he issigned up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What'sthat?" Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?" "No." "Then you'rea queer." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

03-22-2006, 11:35 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Logic... __________________

03-22-2006, 12:19 PM	#3
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	Re: Logic... __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more!

03-22-2006, 12:59 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Logic... Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-22-2006, 10:01 PM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Logic... What if your weedeater is pink? __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

03-22-2006, 11:38 PM	#7
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Logic... great one man but I have two weedeaters __________________ Only you can see this

03-23-2006, 09:16 PM	#8
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Logic... Oh, So, you macho guy mine is broken __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

04-01-2006, 09:59 PM	#10
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Logic... Weedeaters are like guns. They don't mind if you have more than one Hey Wolfgang, I keep my weedeater in the shed! & it's kind of pink..ish..red __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. Last edited by Bruce FLinch; 04-01-2006 at 10:00 PM.. Reason: left out a word