The Seven Kinds of Sex - The Firearms Forum

Pistolenschutze · 04-09-2006, 10:27 PM

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on!

Gunfyter · 04-10-2006, 12:06 PM

Yep, that 'bout sums it up. Sad, but TRUE

pickenup · 04-10-2006, 04:56 PM

Glad we ain't TOO far down that list.
Won't say.......how far.

firebird · 04-10-2006, 07:18 PM

hehehe...that's funny...

Bruce FLinch · 04-10-2006, 08:35 PM

i'll settle to go no further than the 3rd kind!

southernshooter · 04-10-2006, 10:23 PM

inplanotx · 04-11-2006, 08:52 AM

Deputy Dawg · 04-11-2006, 12:10 PM

, i can relate to one of tham very well

but i am not going to say which one it is .

04-09-2006, 10:27 PM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	The Seven Kinds of Sex Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on! __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) -->

04-10-2006, 12:06 PM	#2
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: The Seven Kinds of Sex Yep, that 'bout sums it up. Sad, but TRUE __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

04-10-2006, 04:56 PM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: The Seven Kinds of Sex Glad we ain't TOO far down that list. Won't say.......how far. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

04-10-2006, 07:18 PM	#4
firebird Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the recesses of my little mind... Posts: 1,233	Re: The Seven Kinds of Sex hehehe...that's funny... __________________ ***************************** “Let them call me a rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.” ~Thomas Paine "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." ~Confucius Alis volat propiis ~ She flies with her own wings Rara avis

04-10-2006, 08:35 PM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: The Seven Kinds of Sex i'll settle to go no further than the 3rd kind! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

04-10-2006, 10:23 PM	#6
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: The Seven Kinds of Sex __________________ Only you can see this

04-11-2006, 08:52 AM	#7
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The Seven Kinds of Sex __________________

04-11-2006, 12:10 PM	#8
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,235	Re: The Seven Kinds of Sex , i can relate to one of tham very well but i am not going to say which one it is . __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!