Bad news and worse news
After getting bloodwork and a checkup at a doctor's office, a man gets a phone call from the doctor.
"I've got bad news and worse news." he says. "The bad news is, you've only got 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible news," the man says, "what could be worse then that?"
The doc says, "I forgot to call you yesterday."
The best things in life, are not things.