Baptist minister and texan...
A BAPTIST minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the BAPTIST minister if he would like a
Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I
didn't know we had a choice."