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glocknut · 07-03-2006, 10:12 PM

A BAPTIST minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the BAPTIST minister if he would like a
drink.
Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by
women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I
didn't know we had a choice."

southernshooter · 07-03-2006, 10:14 PM

Marlin · 07-04-2006, 10:22 AM

07-03-2006, 10:12 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Baptist minister and texan... A BAPTIST minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the BAPTIST minister if he would like a drink. Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." -->

07-03-2006, 10:14 PM	#2
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07-04-2006, 10:22 AM	#3
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