An RC and a Moon pie...
A man comes in to a store, walks up to the counter and tells the clerk, "I'll have an RC and a Moon Pie."
The clerk says, "You must be from Alabama."
The male customer gets indignant and says, "I take umbrance to that remark, sir. Just because I come in here and order an RC and a Moon Pie, what makes you think I'm from Alabama? If a man came in here and ordered lasagna, would you think he was Italian?"
The clerk said, "Well sir, it's never happened here before."
The customer continued, "If a lady came in here and ordered fried rice, would you think she was Chinese?"
Again, the clerk said, "Well sir, I don't know, it's ever happened in here."
The customer then said, "If a man came in here and ordered sauerkraut an wienies, would you think he was German?"
The clerk replied, "Sir, I don't know, it's never happened in here."
By now, the customer is getting really pissed and says, "Then, when I come in here and ask for an RC and a Moon Pie, do you say that I must be from Alabama?!"
The clerk, laughingly replied," 'Cause this is a hardware store."