An RC and a Moon pie... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 08-11-2006, 12:02 AM

A man comes in to a store, walks up to the counter and tells the clerk, "I'll have an RC and a Moon Pie."

The clerk says, "You must be from Alabama."

The male customer gets indignant and says, "I take umbrance to that remark, sir. Just because I come in here and order an RC and a Moon Pie, what makes you think I'm from Alabama? If a man came in here and ordered lasagna, would you think he was Italian?"

The clerk said, "Well sir, it's never happened here before."

The customer continued, "If a lady came in here and ordered fried rice, would you think she was Chinese?"

Again, the clerk said, "Well sir, I don't know, it's ever happened in here."

The customer then said, "If a man came in here and ordered sauerkraut an wienies, would you think he was German?"

The clerk replied, "Sir, I don't know, it's never happened in here."

By now, the customer is getting really pissed and says, "Then, when I come in here and ask for an RC and a Moon Pie, do you say that I must be from Alabama?!"

The clerk, laughingly replied," 'Cause this is a hardware store."

HiSpeed · 08-11-2006, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by glocknut

By now, the customer is getting really pissed and says, "Then, when I come in here and ask for an RC and a Moon Pie, do you say that I must be from Alabama?!"

The clerk, laughingly replied," 'Cause this is a hardware store."

I think I can get a Pepsi cola and moon pie in some of the LA (lower alabama) hardware stores around this neck of the woods.

SouthernMoss · 08-11-2006, 06:59 AM

Yep, several of the hardware and auto parts stores in this area have a drink cooler and a rack of candy bars.

inplanotx · 08-11-2006, 08:49 AM

Marlin · 08-11-2006, 10:45 AM

lead · 08-11-2006, 10:54 AM

My hardware store sells Cokes 30 cents cheaper then the conveience stores. I always get my Cokes there.

southernshooter · 08-12-2006, 12:04 AM

I like the Lions mints from our hardware store

08-11-2006, 12:02 AM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	An RC and a Moon pie... A man comes in to a store, walks up to the counter and tells the clerk, "I'll have an RC and a Moon Pie." The clerk says, "You must be from Alabama." The male customer gets indignant and says, "I take umbrance to that remark, sir. Just because I come in here and order an RC and a Moon Pie, what makes you think I'm from Alabama? If a man came in here and ordered lasagna, would you think he was Italian?" The clerk said, "Well sir, it's never happened here before." The customer continued, "If a lady came in here and ordered fried rice, would you think she was Chinese?" Again, the clerk said, "Well sir, I don't know, it's ever happened in here." The customer then said, "If a man came in here and ordered sauerkraut an wienies, would you think he was German?" The clerk replied, "Sir, I don't know, it's never happened in here." By now, the customer is getting really pissed and says, "Then, when I come in here and ask for an RC and a Moon Pie, do you say that I must be from Alabama?!" The clerk, laughingly replied," 'Cause this is a hardware store." -->

08-11-2006, 06:59 AM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: An RC and a Moon pie... Yep, several of the hardware and auto parts stores in this area have a drink cooler and a rack of candy bars. __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

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lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	Re: An RC and a Moon pie... My hardware store sells Cokes 30 cents cheaper then the conveience stores. I always get my Cokes there. __________________ The best things in life, are not things.

08-12-2006, 12:04 AM	#7
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: An RC and a Moon pie... I like the Lions mints from our hardware store __________________ Only you can see this