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Bruce FLinch · 08-12-2006, 10:48 PM

Subject: Next Years Tax Plan.....

This letter was sent to Senator Sarbanes by a UAL pilot friend of mine.
Maybe more of us should follow his lead............

July 7, 2006

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes:

As a native Marylander, and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted.

If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal
alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do
to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of
the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious
to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put,
those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year
so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in
return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Another benefit in
gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive
preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be
most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

rosierita · 08-15-2006, 10:07 AM

BRAVO!!

inplanotx · 08-15-2006, 10:35 AM

We should all give it a try!

Deputy Dawg · 08-15-2006, 02:00 PM

Where do i sign up.

satellite66 · 08-15-2006, 07:12 PM

I am amused and appalled at the same time. How did we get to this point?

southernshooter · 08-15-2006, 09:42 PM

Sounds like a plan

Marlin T · 08-15-2006, 11:10 PM

I wonder if he received a reply.

That is funny

08-12-2006, 10:48 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	new tax plan Subject: Next Years Tax Plan..... This letter was sent to Senator Sarbanes by a UAL pilot friend of mine. Maybe more of us should follow his lead............ July 7, 2006 The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes: As a native Marylander, and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

08-15-2006, 10:07 AM	#2
rosierita Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: South Carolina Posts: 5,218	Re: new tax plan BRAVO!! __________________

08-15-2006, 10:35 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: new tax plan We should all give it a try! __________________

08-15-2006, 02:00 PM	#4
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: new tax plan Where do i sign up. __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

08-15-2006, 07:12 PM	#5
satellite66 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Central NJ Posts: 2,068	Re: new tax plan I am amused and appalled at the same time. How did we get to this point? __________________ “Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not” — Thomas Jefferson. "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

08-15-2006, 09:42 PM	#6
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: new tax plan Sounds like a plan __________________ Only you can see this

08-15-2006, 11:10 PM	#7
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: new tax plan I wonder if he received a reply. That is funny __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<