Jet Fuel

Pistolenschutze · 09-14-2006, 11:05 PM

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Atlanta.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No "

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."

southernshooter · 09-14-2006, 11:07 PM

Nighthawk · 09-15-2006, 12:26 AM

inplanotx · 09-20-2006, 10:59 AM

Taurus_9mm · 02-23-2008, 06:31 PM

LOL Poor Jim!

catfish83861 · 02-23-2008, 06:46 PM

Could have been worse, say Berkley

catfish

Marlin · 02-24-2008, 06:25 PM

09-14-2006, 11:05 PM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Jet Fuel Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No " "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver." __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) -->

09-14-2006, 11:07 PM	#2
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Jet Fuel __________________ Only you can see this

09-15-2006, 12:26 AM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Jet Fuel __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

09-20-2006, 10:59 AM	#4
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02-23-2008, 06:31 PM	#5
Taurus_9mm V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 345	Re: Jet Fuel LOL Poor Jim!

02-23-2008, 06:46 PM	#6
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02-24-2008, 06:25 PM	#7
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Jet Fuel __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*