Business Proposal - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 09-27-2006, 11:03 AM

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged
to someone else .....

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

But the girl said, "NO!"

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her
boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.
>
She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said, "The
bastid used quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

inplanotx · 09-27-2006, 11:16 AM

southernshooter · 09-27-2006, 10:04 PM

That was a smart man to pay in quarters

could have been worse he could have paid in penny's

Bruce FLinch · 09-27-2006, 10:29 PM

Didn't see that coming!

09-27-2006, 11:03 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Business Proposal Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else ..... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." But the girl said, "NO!" Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. > She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said, "The bastid used quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

09-27-2006, 11:16 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Business Proposal __________________

09-27-2006, 10:04 PM	#3
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Business Proposal That was a smart man to pay in quarters could have been worse he could have paid in penny's __________________ Only you can see this

09-27-2006, 10:29 PM	#4
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Business Proposal Didn't see that coming! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.