New names for viagra - The Firearms Forum

gunfreakboy · 10-02-2006, 11:06 PM

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naxoproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it has recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarisin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.

Pfizer corp announced recently that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount and Do.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on alzheimers research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

inplanotx · 10-03-2006, 09:15 AM

Marlin · 10-03-2006, 09:35 AM

Sad commentary on today's world !!!!!

southernshooter · 10-03-2006, 11:44 PM

AL MOUNT · 04-16-2009, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gunfreakboy

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount and Do.
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cycloneman · 04-16-2009, 06:01 PM

copied. funny. i keep saying we need a sad but true forum.

300 H&H · 04-17-2009, 08:28 PM

10-02-2006, 11:06 PM	#1
gunfreakboy V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Buffalo, N.Y. Posts: 338	New names for viagra In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naxoproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it has recently announced that it has settled on the generic name Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarisin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin. Pfizer corp announced recently that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount and Do. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on alzheimers research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. -->

10-03-2006, 09:15 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: New names for viagra __________________

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Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: New names for viagra Sad commentary on today's world !!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

10-03-2006, 11:44 PM	#4
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04-16-2009, 06:01 PM	#6
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,434	Re: New names for viagra copied. funny. i keep saying we need a sad but true forum. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

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300 H&H Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,803	Re: New names for viagra