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Old 10-12-2006, 09:03 AM   #1
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Default Dog Philosophy

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his
tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went.
-Will Rogers


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get
used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I
am.


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Old 10-12-2006, 10:03 AM   #2
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How true.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:57 PM   #3
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret


LOL hehehehehehe

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Old 10-12-2006, 10:26 PM   #4
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all TRUE
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Old 10-12-2006, 10:30 PM   #5
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Dogs are a great sense of people So if my dog don't like you I don't like
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Old 10-12-2006, 10:30 PM   #6
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God Bless all the dogs & puppies
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:04 PM   #7
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Good list!
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