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10-11-2006, 03:00 PM
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Elderly Italian Man
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession.
When the Priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, after many years, I have decided to confess something I've never told anyone before. During World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So, I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"
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10-11-2006, 03:03 PM
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10-11-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: Elderly Italian Man
The answer is...HECK NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-11-2006, 09:16 PM
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10-11-2006, 10:39 PM
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My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony |
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10-11-2006, 10:40 PM
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THAT'S REALLY BAD
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10-11-2006, 11:19 PM
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Re: Elderly Italian Man
good one!
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10-12-2006, 08:12 AM
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