Gorilla Love. - The Firearms Forum

Red Neck64 · 10-14-2006, 08:12 AM

A small zoo in Mississippi had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Eddie Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Eddie Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

Eddie Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie Lee showed some interest, but said
he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Eddie Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Zoo Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The Zoo Keeper again readily agreed.

3. "Third", Eddie Lee said, "I want all the chillin' raised as Baptist." And again the condition was agreed to.

4. "And last of all, you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."

Marlin · 10-14-2006, 10:37 AM

G R O A N ! ! !

Nighthawk · 10-14-2006, 02:13 PM

OH NO

glocknut · 10-14-2006, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marlin

G R O A N ! ! !

hehehe

mike
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southernshooter · 10-14-2006, 10:52 PM

You're wrong for that

inplanotx · 10-16-2006, 09:58 AM

Bruce FLinch · 10-16-2006, 09:15 PM

We didn't know NY Rednecks were so ....adventurous

& I thought the Kal. Rednecks were

10-14-2006, 08:12 AM	#1
Red Neck64 Former Guest Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: North N.Y.STATE Posts: 330	Gorilla Love. A small zoo in Mississippi had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Eddie Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Eddie Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Eddie Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions: 1. "First", Eddie Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Zoo Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The Zoo Keeper again readily agreed. 3. "Third", Eddie Lee said, "I want all the chillin' raised as Baptist." And again the condition was agreed to. 4. "And last of all, you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00." -->

10-14-2006, 10:37 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Gorilla Love. *G R O A N ! ! !* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

10-14-2006, 02:13 PM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Gorilla Love. OH NO __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

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10-16-2006, 09:58 AM	#6
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10-16-2006, 09:15 PM	#7
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Gorilla Love. We didn't know NY Rednecks were so ....adventurous & I thought the Kal. Rednecks were __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.