A Million Bucks - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 11-09-2006, 07:19 PM

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yumping yimminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a Genie??" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.

"Could I see him?"

Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good
friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly thereafter, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin' Yimminy!! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really
tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

Nighthawk · 11-09-2006, 08:26 PM

Mesen · 11-09-2006, 09:18 PM

That's really sad berto.....

see ya
Bree

Marlin · 11-09-2006, 09:26 PM

That's so bad, Berto !!!

BIGBOOMER · 11-09-2006, 10:38 PM

Dat genie vas really an oldt rifle shooter, ya shure!

berto64 · 11-10-2006, 09:50 AM

Thank you, Thank you!

I'm glad you liked it.

inplanotx · 11-10-2006, 01:26 PM

Pistolenschutze · 11-10-2006, 02:02 PM

Berto, I've heard of guys who were marooned on desert islands, or keelhauled, or shot at dawn for puns less terrible than that one! I think they call it "justifiable 'punicide'"

11-09-2006, 07:19 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	A Million Bucks Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yumping yimminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??" "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie." "You haff a Genie??" Sven asked. "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf. "Could I see him?" Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the Genie. So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly thereafter, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin' Yimminy!! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

11-09-2006, 08:26 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: A Million Bucks __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

11-09-2006, 09:18 PM	#3
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Re: A Million Bucks That's really sad berto..... see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com

11-09-2006, 09:26 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: A Million Bucks That's so bad, Berto !!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

11-09-2006, 10:38 PM	#5
BIGBOOMER V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Great Northwest Posts: 265	Re: A Million Bucks Dat genie vas really an oldt rifle shooter, ya shure! __________________ Use Enough Gun. Do all your hunting BEFORE you shoot!

11-10-2006, 09:50 AM	#6
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: A Million Bucks Thank you, Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

11-10-2006, 01:26 PM	#7
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: A Million Bucks __________________

11-10-2006, 02:02 PM	#8
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: A Million Bucks Berto, I've heard of guys who were marooned on desert islands, or keelhauled, or shot at dawn for puns less terrible than that one! I think they call it "justifiable 'punicide'" __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) Last edited by Pistolenschutze; 11-10-2006 at 02:15 PM..