Why We Love Children - The Firearms Forum

crims40 · 12-13-2006, 07:13 AM

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd
found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you
know that the cat was dead?" she asked him,
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,"
answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!"
the teacher exclaimed n surprise. "You know,"
explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psst!'
and it didn't move."
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
father. She stands next tothe barber chair while her
dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The
barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair
on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know. I'm going to
get boobs too.
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the
story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to
the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read,
"...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The
sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And
what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised
her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy sh*t! A talking Chicken!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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THAT'S WHY WE LOVE KIDS....GOD BLESS THEM ALL!

Marlin · 12-13-2006, 08:36 AM

"Kids say the darndest things", guoth Art Linkletter.

So true!

Bruce FLinch · 12-13-2006, 09:59 PM

They're always more entertaining, when they aren't your own!

southernshooter · 12-13-2006, 10:02 PM

Nighthawk · 12-14-2006, 09:32 AM

12-13-2006, 07:13 AM	#1
crims40 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yuma, Arizona Posts: 197	Why We Love Children A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him, "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed n surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psst!' and it didn't move." __________________________________________ A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next tothe barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know. I'm going to get boobs too. __________________________________________ One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy sh*t! A talking Chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. _____________________________________________________ THAT'S WHY WE LOVE KIDS....GOD BLESS THEM ALL! -->

12-13-2006, 08:36 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Why We Love Children "Kids say the darndest things", guoth Art Linkletter. So true! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

12-13-2006, 09:59 PM	#3
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Why We Love Children They're always more entertaining, when they aren't your own! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

12-13-2006, 10:02 PM	#4
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Why We Love Children __________________ Only you can see this

12-14-2006, 09:32 AM	#5
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Why We Love Children __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member