Air Traffic Control... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 12-15-2006, 10:34 PM

You gotta love this one!
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

southernshooter · 12-15-2006, 10:52 PM

Marlin · 12-16-2006, 11:05 AM

That's one way to cure a problem.....

Ursus · 12-16-2006, 02:13 PM

Nighthawk · 12-16-2006, 03:50 PM

ueckhaus1 · 12-16-2006, 04:19 PM

Nice Cockpit Security Device you've got there Glocknut!!!

Glenn

Marlin T · 12-16-2006, 05:07 PM

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That great

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White Hawk · 12-16-2006, 05:30 PM

Heh heh, now that's putting the security back in the TSA!

12-15-2006, 10:34 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Air Traffic Control... You gotta love this one! Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! " Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear? Attached Images -->

12-15-2006, 10:52 PM	#2
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12-16-2006, 11:05 AM	#3
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12-16-2006, 02:13 PM	#4
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12-16-2006, 03:50 PM	#5
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12-16-2006, 04:19 PM	#6
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12-16-2006, 05:07 PM	#7
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12-16-2006, 05:30 PM	#8
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