Bottled Water Warning - The Firearms Forum

22WRF · 01-19-2007, 07:00 PM

Due to the death of a Sacramento woman who drank too much water as part of a radio contest.
The goverment now will mandate bottle water to carry the label.
"Intentional abuse of this product by excessive consumption will lead to frequent urination"

Silencer · 01-19-2007, 07:07 PM

I don't think you're kidding.

Pistolenschutze · 01-19-2007, 07:57 PM

Any day now I look for the Democratic Congress to propose a ban on water for human consumption. After all, it's dangerous stuff! People can die from drinking it! Besides, fish poop in it.

Crpdeth · 01-19-2007, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Besides, fish poop in it.

That aint all they do in there!

glocknut · 01-19-2007, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crpdeth

That aint all they do in there!

Yes, i have heard that a sperm whale...no pun intended... has shall we say a 30 gallon load that only 5 gallons makes it to where its supposed to go....
The other 25 gallons? Well, there has to be some weird explanation why the ocean is so salty??

mike
gn

Bruce FLinch · 01-19-2007, 09:35 PM

I may swim @ the beach again!

southernshooter · 01-19-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glocknut

The other 25 gallons? Well, there has to be some weird explanation why the ocean is so salty??

OHHHH That's really bad

hoser1 · 01-20-2007, 09:05 PM

I've been scared of the water ever since I saw Jaws.
I didn't bathe for a month.
Even scared to sit on the pot.
Had to raise up and check occasionally.
It can have all the sperm it wants.
I ain't gettin in it.

01-19-2007, 07:00 PM	#1
22WRF Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pea Ridge, FL Contributor Posts: 4,252	Bottled Water Warning Due to the death of a Sacramento woman who drank too much water as part of a radio contest. The goverment now will mandate bottle water to carry the label. "Intentional abuse of this product by excessive consumption will lead to frequent urination" __________________ NRA GOA CCRKBA Happiness is a warm barrel -->

01-19-2007, 07:07 PM	#2
Silencer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Southern California: Inland Empire Posts: 1,296	Re: Bottled Water Warning I don't think you're kidding. __________________ War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. Skeet Shooting Game! Don't Shoot Your Eye Out!

01-19-2007, 07:57 PM	#3
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Bottled Water Warning Any day now I look for the Democratic Congress to propose a ban on water for human consumption. After all, it's dangerous stuff! People can die from drinking it! Besides, fish poop in it. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

01-19-2007, 09:35 PM	#6
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Bottled Water Warning I may swim @ the beach again! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

01-20-2007, 09:05 PM	#8
hoser1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ark-La-Tex Posts: 271	Re: Bottled Water Warning I've been scared of the water ever since I saw Jaws. I didn't bathe for a month. Even scared to sit on the pot. Had to raise up and check occasionally. It can have all the sperm it wants. I ain't gettin in it.