FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|04-18-2007, 05:33 PM||#1|
Advanced Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South Central Texas
>At first I thought this was funny...then I
>realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the
>Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
>Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
>Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
>Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
>Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
>Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
>Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass
>Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has
>When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some
>more, Tax him till He's good and sore.
>Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
>Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
>When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.
>Accounts Receivable Tax
>Building Permit Tax
>CDL license Tax
>Corporate Income Tax
>Dog License Tax
>Federal Income Tax
>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>Fishing License Tax
>Food License Tax,
>Fuel permit tax
>Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
>Gross Receipts Tax
>Hunting License Tax
>Interest expense Inventory tax
>IRS Interest Charges
>IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>Marriage License Tax
>Personal Property Tax
>Real Estate Tax
>Service charge taxes
>Social Security Tax
>Road usage taxes
>Recreational Vehicle Tax
> State Income Tax
>State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>Telephone federal excise tax
>Telephone federal universal service fee tax
>Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
>Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
>Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
>Telephone state and local tax
>Telephone usage charge tax
>Vehicle License Registration Tax
>Vehicle Sales Tax
>Watercraft registration Tax
>Well Permit Tax
>Workers Compensation Tax
>COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100
>years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous
>in the world. We had absolutely no national debt,
>had the largest middle class in the world, and
>Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>What the hell happened? Ã, Can you spell "politicians!"
>And I still have to "press 1" for English.
>I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives."
--John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808