Hillary & the Presidency - The Firearms Forum

Bruce FLinch · 04-22-2007, 10:27 PM

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was
to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic
enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but
at the time they didn't take women. She said she
wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her
woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I
mean she's basically saying she wants to be
president because she can't do anything else." --Jay
Leno

"Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be
running for president in 2008. You know why I think
she's running? I think she finally wants to see what
it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay
Leno

"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.
Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently,
some Democrats don't like the idea, while others
hate it." --Conan O'Brien

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton
wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest
man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she
couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
--Jay Leno

"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his
wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do
whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he
makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the
bank."--Jay Leno

"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born
under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'"
-Jay Leno

"A student from the University of Washington has
sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student,
so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's
not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at
least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for
mine." -Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants
legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See,
this way all the Clinton's former business partners
can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno

catfish83861 · 04-22-2007, 10:43 PM

Bruce your baaaddd

. I love it. Thanks for a good laugh catfish

Nighthawk · 04-23-2007, 08:04 AM

Marlin · 04-23-2007, 11:06 AM

What a nice LAUGH to start the day !!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-22-2007, 10:27 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Hillary & the Presidency Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay Leno "Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it." --Conan O'Brien "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." --Jay Leno "Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."--Jay Leno "Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'" -Jay Leno "A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine." -Jay Leno "Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business partners can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

04-22-2007, 10:43 PM	#2
catfish83861 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Idaho Posts: 2,019	Re: Hillary & the Presidency Bruce your baaaddd . I love it. Thanks for a good laugh catfish

04-23-2007, 08:04 AM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Hillary & the Presidency __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

04-23-2007, 11:06 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Hillary & the Presidency What a nice LAUGH to start the day !!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*