Take Down The BIRD FEEDER! - The Firearms Forum

HiSpeed · 05-02-2007, 02:34 PM

A Sad Parallel...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and
filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of
birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free
and easily accessible food. But then the birds started
building nests in the boards of the patio, above the
table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop.
It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the
table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned
mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even
though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others
birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder
and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and
night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on
food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own
back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in
three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their
mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used
to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now lets see...our government gives out free food,
subsidized housing, free medical care, free
education and allows anyone born here to be a
automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay
for free services; small apartments are housing 5
families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an
emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because over half the class
doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and people waving flags other
than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the
streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the
bird feeder.

Rommelvon · 05-02-2007, 03:40 PM

Excellant comparison, I love it

and it is so true....don't forget birds, just like illegals bring in disease as well

Pistolenschutze · 05-02-2007, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rommelvon

Excellant comparison, I love it

and it is so true....don't forget birds, just like illegals bring in disease as well

Yup, Rom, liberals certainly do produce a lot of guano.

durk · 05-02-2007, 05:43 PM

Yep, I'm e-mailing that sucker all around!! Thanks!!

Bruce FLinch · 05-02-2007, 07:38 PM

Too TRUE!

Thomas_1 · 05-02-2007, 07:44 PM

Mayor Whitteaker of Valley Park, Mo. had just passed an ordinance penalizing businesses and landlords for hiring and renting to illegal immigrants.

In September, a coalition of about 20 attorneys sued the city over its ordinance that fined businesses and landlords for hiring and renting to illegal immigrants. The law, they argued, promoted racial profiling, harmed businesses and led to housing discrimination. In March, a St. Louis County Circuit Court judge struck down the ordinance.

It’s pretty bad when you can not even enforce the laws on immigration. This battle has been going on for over a year now and is still going.

05-02-2007, 02:34 PM	#1
HiSpeed V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pace, Florida area Posts: 324	Take Down The BIRD FEEDER! A Sad Parallel... I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. __________________ "mac" NRA Life Member GOA Member There are no problems in life that cannot be solved by the proper application of C-4 on target! -->

05-02-2007, 03:40 PM	#2
Rommelvon Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Goldsboro, NC Posts: 1,452	Re: Take Down The BIRD FEEDER! Excellant comparison, I love it and it is so true....don't forget birds, just like illegals bring in disease as well __________________ When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. --Thomas Jefferson American By Birth, Southern By The Grace Of God Deo vindice "Duty is the most sublime word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less.” Robert E Lee

05-02-2007, 05:43 PM	#4
durk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,026	Re: Take Down The BIRD FEEDER! Yep, I'm e-mailing that sucker all around!! Thanks!! __________________ Durk

05-02-2007, 07:38 PM	#5
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Take Down The BIRD FEEDER! Too TRUE! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

05-02-2007, 07:44 PM	#6
Thomas_1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fenton, Missouri Posts: 271	Re: Take Down The BIRD FEEDER! Mayor Whitteaker of Valley Park, Mo. had just passed an ordinance penalizing businesses and landlords for hiring and renting to illegal immigrants. In September, a coalition of about 20 attorneys sued the city over its ordinance that fined businesses and landlords for hiring and renting to illegal immigrants. The law, they argued, promoted racial profiling, harmed businesses and led to housing discrimination. In March, a St. Louis County Circuit Court judge struck down the ordinance. It’s pretty bad when you can not even enforce the laws on immigration. This battle has been going on for over a year now and is still going.