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05-08-2007, 06:56 PM
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Bug on the windshield...
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's p*nis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the p*nis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything s*xual at such a young age, the father replied, "It was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said "Sure had a big d*ck, didn't it?"
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05-08-2007, 09:45 PM
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Re: Bug on the windshield...
Unfortunatly thats true nowadays. 6 year olds know more about "it" than adults half the time.
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05-08-2007, 11:07 PM
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Re: Bug on the windshield...
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