When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it
with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like
just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in
just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.