One day I saw an old lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing!" I told her.
Then I asked, "Do you mind telling me how old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied
A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.