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blackhawkkid308 · 06-29-2007, 03:31 AM

The patrol

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

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Marlin · 06-29-2007, 06:41 AM

I always get a B I G chuckle each time I see this one, BHK !!!!!!

Thanks for posting it once again.

Bruce FLinch · 06-29-2007, 09:20 AM

See? We can all get along!

southernshooter · 06-29-2007, 01:02 PM

Nighthawk · 06-30-2007, 02:14 PM

berto64 · 06-30-2007, 08:08 PM

All we need is common ground.

06-29-2007, 03:31 AM	#1
blackhawkkid308 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: pensacola florida Posts: 871	got this in an email The patrol A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See what's free at AOL.com. __________________ 9-11-01 lest we forget AMEN -->

06-29-2007, 06:41 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: got this in an email I always get a B I G chuckle each time I see this one, BHK !!!!!! Thanks for posting it once again. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

06-29-2007, 09:20 AM	#3
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: got this in an email See? We can all get along! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

06-29-2007, 01:02 PM	#4
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: got this in an email __________________ Only you can see this

06-30-2007, 02:14 PM	#5
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: got this in an email __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

06-30-2007, 08:08 PM	#6
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: got this in an email All we need is common ground. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.