Politicians in Heaven. - The Firearms Forum

bunnyhunter12 · 07-13-2007, 10:43 AM

Well the day finaly comes when Hillary Clinton dies, and low and behold there's a clerical error and she's sent to heaven.

Upon entering through the gates and walking around a bit she sees a room marked private so being who she is she barges in. It's a giant room and every inch of wall space is occupied by clocks, and each clock is labeled with a name.

She walks back out and finds an angel to explain it to her, the angel says "each of those clocks is for a politician and each time one of them commits sin his clock advances five minutes to keep track of how long they should spend in limbo before being judged as fit to enter heaven."

"Interesting," says Hillary "but I didn't see a clock for my husband, where's Bill's clock"

The angel says "Oh Jesus keeps Bill's clock in his office,
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He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Nighthawk · 07-13-2007, 02:50 PM

Bruce FLinch · 07-13-2007, 09:12 PM

AL MOUNT · 07-13-2007, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnyhunter12

Hillary Clinton

07-13-2007, 10:43 AM	#1
bunnyhunter12 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 1,090	Politicians in Heaven. Well the day finaly comes when Hillary Clinton dies, and low and behold there's a clerical error and she's sent to heaven. Upon entering through the gates and walking around a bit she sees a room marked private so being who she is she barges in. It's a giant room and every inch of wall space is occupied by clocks, and each clock is labeled with a name. She walks back out and finds an angel to explain it to her, the angel says "each of those clocks is for a politician and each time one of them commits sin his clock advances five minutes to keep track of how long they should spend in limbo before being judged as fit to enter heaven." "Interesting," says Hillary "but I didn't see a clock for my husband, where's Bill's clock" The angel says "Oh Jesus keeps Bill's clock in his office, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He's using it as a ceiling fan." __________________ Quaerite Prime Regnum Dei~ Official motto of Newfoundland If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws. -- Edward Abbey in Abbey's Road, p.39 (Plume, 1979) -Smitty -->

07-13-2007, 02:50 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Politicians in Heaven. __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

07-13-2007, 09:12 PM	#3
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Politicians in Heaven. __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.