She forgot her glasses...
Been there, Done that!
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and
resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the
table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the
restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old
man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during
the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he
became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally
arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her
glasses, the old geezer yelled to her.......
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.
Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....