anger management - The Firearms Forum

Bruce FLinch · 09-09-2007, 08:53 PM

Subject: Anger management
Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" **************************
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" *********************************** Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
" Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means, "With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant .
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident & confidential. Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!
Anger management??? Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet ." Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife:"I use your toothbrush."

Nighthawk · 09-09-2007, 09:37 PM

travihanson · 09-09-2007, 10:17 PM

ROFL

durk · 09-09-2007, 10:54 PM

09-09-2007, 08:53 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	anger management Subject: Anger management Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" ************************ A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" ******************************* Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? " Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means, "With Idiot For Ever !!!" ********************** What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant . ************************* Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away. *********************************** A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident & confidential. Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! Anger management??? Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?" Wife: "I clean the toilet ." Husband: "How does that help?" Wife:"I use your toothbrush." __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

09-09-2007, 09:37 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: anger management __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

09-09-2007, 10:17 PM	#3
travihanson Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Milo, ME Posts: 582	Re: anger management ROFL __________________ The two loudest sounds in the world are a click when you expect a bang, and a bang when you expect a click.

09-09-2007, 10:54 PM	#4
durk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,026	Re: anger management __________________ Durk