ELEPHANT STEW - The Firearms Forum

ThunderStick300MAG · 10-28-2007, 10:14 AM

1 elephant (medium size)
2 rabbits (optional)
salt and pepper to taste
Brown gravy (LOTS)

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This will take about two months. Keep the trunk!!! You'll need something to store the pieces in. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

Pistolenschutze · 10-29-2007, 04:16 PM

Thunder, you forgot the first, most important step: Shoot an elephant, preferably without getting stomped.

ThunderStick300MAG · 10-29-2007, 06:04 PM

yes, yes...i can see where this might be a good way to prioritize things. Probably wouldn't go over too well if ya just started carvin on one. Guess I better go string tha longbow and sharpen some rocks

10-28-2007, 10:14 AM	#1
ThunderStick300MAG V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wallburg, NC Posts: 177	ELEPHANT STEW 1 elephant (medium size) 2 rabbits (optional) salt and pepper to taste Brown gravy (LOTS) Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This will take about two months. Keep the trunk!!! You'll need something to store the pieces in. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added. But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. __________________ There is a WORLD of difference in seeing the round hit a paper target and one that changes the targets expression. -->

10-29-2007, 04:16 PM	#2
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: ELEPHANT STEW Thunder, you forgot the first, most important step: Shoot an elephant, preferably without getting stomped. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

10-29-2007, 06:04 PM	#3
ThunderStick300MAG V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wallburg, NC Posts: 177	Re: ELEPHANT STEW yes, yes...i can see where this might be a good way to prioritize things. Probably wouldn't go over too well if ya just started carvin on one. Guess I better go string tha longbow and sharpen some rocks __________________ There is a WORLD of difference in seeing the round hit a paper target and one that changes the targets expression.