don't mess with........ - The Firearms Forum

dcd_enterprises · 01-13-2008, 06:48 PM

Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked "What are you selling' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes. "

Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!"

Englishmen - God bless them - should not mess with Scotsmen.

Cheers

Marlin · 01-13-2008, 06:59 PM

That's a keeper !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nighthawk · 01-13-2008, 08:27 PM

pickenup · 01-13-2008, 11:29 PM

01-13-2008, 06:48 PM	#1
dcd_enterprises Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wheatland, Iowa Posts: 1,313	don't mess with........ Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked "What are you selling' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes. " Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!" Englishmen - God bless them - should not mess with Scotsmen. Cheers __________________ A veteran - whether active duty, retired, National Guard or Reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand that - Author unknown -->

01-13-2008, 06:59 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: don't mess with........ That's a keeper !!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-13-2008, 08:27 PM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: don't mess with........ __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

01-13-2008, 11:29 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: don't mess with........ __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine