Most terrifying sound - The Firearms Forum

mjpchief · 02-08-2008, 10:12 AM

Three guy's setting at bar talking about the most terrifying sound they had ever heard.

1st guy was in Africa hunting rhino. Took a shot at a rhino and wounded it. He said the most terrifying sound he had ever heard was that rhino sticking his horn through the jeep trying to get to him.

2nd guy was in Africa hunting elephant. Took a shot at an elephant and missed. Made the elephant mad. He said the most terrifying sound he ever heard was that elephant crashing through the trees trying to get at him.

3rd guy said he was in this guy's house in bed with this guy's wife when they heard a car door shut in the driveway. He grabbed his clothes and attempted to jump out of the window naked. Husband comes in the bedroom and grabs him by the privates with one hand as he is going out the window. He said the most terrifying sound he ever heard was the husband trying to open his pocket knife with his teeth.

Nighthawk · 02-08-2008, 03:56 PM

catfish83861 · 02-12-2008, 05:15 PM

Just goes to prove, "Don't mess with another monkeys monkey or you might end up with a gorilla on your hands." or your UH HUH.

catfish

02-08-2008, 10:12 AM	#1
mjpchief V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 105	Most terrifying sound Three guy's setting at bar talking about the most terrifying sound they had ever heard. 1st guy was in Africa hunting rhino. Took a shot at a rhino and wounded it. He said the most terrifying sound he had ever heard was that rhino sticking his horn through the jeep trying to get to him. 2nd guy was in Africa hunting elephant. Took a shot at an elephant and missed. Made the elephant mad. He said the most terrifying sound he ever heard was that elephant crashing through the trees trying to get at him. 3rd guy said he was in this guy's house in bed with this guy's wife when they heard a car door shut in the driveway. He grabbed his clothes and attempted to jump out of the window naked. Husband comes in the bedroom and grabs him by the privates with one hand as he is going out the window. He said the most terrifying sound he ever heard was the husband trying to open his pocket knife with his teeth. -->

02-08-2008, 03:56 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Most terrifying sound __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

02-12-2008, 05:15 PM	#3
catfish83861 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Idaho Posts: 2,019	Re: Most terrifying sound Just goes to prove, "Don't mess with another monkeys monkey or you might end up with a gorilla on your hands." or your UH HUH. catfish __________________ 'Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.' - David Hackworth