Three guy's setting at bar talking about the most terrifying sound they had ever heard.
1st guy was in Africa hunting rhino. Took a shot at a rhino and wounded it. He said the most terrifying sound he had ever heard was that rhino sticking his horn through the jeep trying to get to him.
2nd guy was in Africa hunting elephant. Took a shot at an elephant and missed. Made the elephant mad. He said the most terrifying sound he ever heard was that elephant crashing through the trees trying to get at him.
3rd guy said he was in this guy's house in bed with this guy's wife when they heard a car door shut in the driveway. He grabbed his clothes and attempted to jump out of the window naked. Husband comes in the bedroom and grabs him by the privates with one hand as he is going out the window. He said the most terrifying sound he ever heard was the husband trying to open his pocket knife with his teeth.