Benifits of Wine vs Water - The Firearms Forum

catfish83861 · 02-17-2008, 01:54 PM

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

cohoskip · 02-17-2008, 04:24 PM

Milk is the drink of babes
Water is the drink of beasts
Tea is the drink of women
Wine is the drink of the gods...

Marlin · 02-17-2008, 04:33 PM

A - M E N !!!!!

Nighthawk · 02-17-2008, 08:26 PM

Texman · 02-17-2008, 08:49 PM

Gets my vote for sure... Waiter,, Another Red please..

02-17-2008, 01:54 PM	#1
catfish83861 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Idaho Posts: 2,019	Benifits of Wine vs Water To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. __________________ 'Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.' - David Hackworth -->

02-17-2008, 04:24 PM	#2
cohoskip V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Summer: Chimacum, WA; Winter: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 189	Re: Benifits of Wine vs Water Milk is the drink of babes Water is the drink of beasts Tea is the drink of women Wine is the drink of the gods... __________________ To err is human, to forgive divine Neither is Marine Corps policy... NRA Life Member

02-17-2008, 04:33 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Benifits of Wine vs Water A - M E N !!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-17-2008, 08:26 PM	#4
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Benifits of Wine vs Water AYE __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

02-17-2008, 08:49 PM	#5
Texman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 362	Re: Benifits of Wine vs Water Gets my vote for sure... Waiter,, Another Red please..