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Old 02-24-2008, 11:15 AM   #1
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Default Who Wants To be A Millionaire ???

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' ......


'No!' she answered. ......

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ......

'Yes!' she replied. ......

Then I said,

'I'd like to phone a friend.' ....



That's the last thing I remember. .....


Darn woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor!.....
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Old 02-24-2008, 12:33 PM   #2
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Sounds like you got a good nights sleep.
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Old 02-24-2008, 06:36 PM   #3
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Hehehehehe!
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Old 02-25-2008, 09:07 AM   #4
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OOPS, Dang that would hurt catfish
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:38 PM   #5
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When does the cast come off, Al? You're lucky she didn't send you out on a HALO jump without the LO.
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:59 PM   #6
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... and I suppose hiring a lady of the evening would be considered "asking an expert" ?
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LMAO....good one
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