The Drunk and the Biker - The Firearms Forum

dcd_enterprises · 03-01-2008, 11:49 PM

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says (scroll down)

"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"

berto64 · 03-02-2008, 12:55 AM

Still Good!!!

inplanotx · 03-03-2008, 02:00 PM

Nighthawk · 03-03-2008, 04:46 PM

Taurus_9mm · 03-03-2008, 09:20 PM

Marlin · 03-04-2008, 08:23 AM

Rommelvon · 03-04-2008, 10:22 AM

cohoskip · 03-04-2008, 03:29 PM

That's a great one!!

03-01-2008, 11:49 PM	#1
dcd_enterprises Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wheatland, Iowa Posts: 1,313	The Drunk and the Biker A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says (scroll down) "Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!" __________________ A veteran - whether active duty, retired, National Guard or Reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand that - Author unknown -->

03-02-2008, 12:55 AM	#2
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03-04-2008, 10:22 AM	#7
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03-04-2008, 03:29 PM	#8
cohoskip V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Summer: Chimacum, WA; Winter: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 189	Re: The Drunk and the Biker That's a great one!! __________________ To err is human, to forgive divine Neither is Marine Corps policy... NRA Life Member