FOUNDED: February 9, 2001
|03-07-2008, 08:19 AM||#1|
Join Date: Feb 2001
What Fish ???
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi
recently with two ice chests full of fish.
He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and
let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump
right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
The redneck looked at the warden for a momen t and then said,
'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the redneck.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH', replied the warden!
'What fish?', replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers,
but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
anyone retiring and moving north.
|03-07-2008, 12:16 PM||#3|
*TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever!
Re: What Fish ???
Ditto, IPT !!!!!
The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.
The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.
|03-07-2008, 12:39 PM||#4|
Advanced Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South Central Texas
Re: What Fish ???
Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives."
--John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808